Sitting around Memphis all day with nothing to do

A few random thoughts as I sit in the wasteland they call Memphis, TN.

• Cowboys vs. Redskins: Throw the records out the door and let the big dog eat!!!
• Brock Lesnar is the UFC Champion. Randy Couture really dropped the ball last night
• Overnight driving sucks!
• I'd rather be home playing with Legos with the kiddos!
• Now that Obama is president, I say we all give him a chance. If it doesn't work, vote him out!
• Why is it that everytime I want to eat Chick-fil-A, it's Sunday!
• Linda Hogan is a bitch!!!
• No matter how great Brett Farve is, I still hate him!!!
• I heard Dakota beat two kids in her karate class. Next stop: WWE!!!
• Not looking forward to trading in my Volvo truck for a piece of shit Frieghtliner!!!
• I need a dog for the truck!!!
• It's the middle of November and Chirstimas stuff is everywhere!!!
• Maybe I can break my LEFT arm this year so I can take off December again. NAH!!!

Ran out of ideas!!!