- Cowboys vs. Redskins: Throw the records out the door and let the big dog eat!!!
- Brock Lesnar is the UFC Champion. Randy Couture really dropped the ball last night
- Overnight driving sucks!
- I'd rather be home playing with Legos with the kiddos!
- Now that Obama is president, I say we all give him a chance. If it doesn't work, vote him out!
- Why is it that everytime I want to eat Chick-fil-A, it's Sunday!
- Linda Hogan is a bitch!!!
- No matter how great Brett Farve is, I still hate him!!!
- I heard Dakota beat two kids in her karate class. Next stop: WWE!!!
- Not looking forward to trading in my Volvo truck for a piece of shit Frieghtliner!!!
- I need a dog for the truck!!!
- It's the middle of November and Chirstimas stuff is everywhere!!!
- Maybe I can break my LEFT arm this year so I can take off December again. NAH!!!
Ran out of ideas!!!
